Domino’s: making America fatter one bread bowl at a time
I am a carb-o-phobe (and coupon clipper), so when I fetched the “red plum” advertising flyer from the mailbox yesterday, and laid my eyes upon this gustatory assault on good sense, I nearly fainted. These have been tested in other markets for a few months, and have done so well that they are now available nationally.
Are we not fat enough? Is it really necessary to speed up the current race to be fattest nation in the entire world? Pasta, in a bread bowl! Are you serious? Let’s be completely honest here. It’s unlikely that the svelte minority will be clamoring to feast on this delight. We all know that the only person who will be sprinting to Domino’s with coupon in hand to purchase this caloric time bomb is the very person who should confined to sprinting on a treadmill. Convincing themselves that bread is a healthy delivery system for said pasta, they will likely throw in a a chocolate lava cake for their good behavior. Oh wait, it’s free with a bread bowl per current coupon offer. The mere fact that these fast food offerings exist is causing my blood sugar to elevate to the danger zone.