Sold! Fred and Sharon are the best web developers ever!
Let me introduce you to Fred and Sharon, the best website developers on the internet. They like to use animation (as evidenced by the mind blowing visuals in the first video). On top of that, Sharon is a relationship expert of sorts. I was in a super pissy mood today (because it is 400 degrees outside), then I was healed by the positive vibes coming from Fred and Sharon.
Sharon’s boundless energy and enthusiasm won me over! I’ll spare no expense t to procure their talent for the betterment of the Frothygirlz website, but only with the stipulation that Sharon come give me private Hair Stylin’ tips. Jerry Bruckheimer is going to be pissed when he finds out that he could have used the special effects talents of these two. The sea creature rising from the waters at the end is awe-inspiring. Pssst, they can even send video over the internet!
Sharon and Fred are light years ahead me when it comes to intelligence, so it is no surprise that this next video flew right over my head! I don’t know what the hell they are talking about, but I know it is important. Again, talent to spare. That lip animation on Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler undoubtedly will garner this film clip a visit from the National Film Preservation Society, where it can be studied for years to come for its flawless technique.
So there you have it. Everyone enrolled in website development or graphic design classes should just hang it up. It’s clear the talents of Fred and Sharon can never be surpassed, so why bother?