Things that make you go ewww: the GoGirl device
For those ladies harboring deep seeded penis envy, have I got a product for you! If you are disgusted by public toilets, or find yourself needing to pee at an inopportune time, never fear again. Just stow the GoGirl female urinary device (unbeknownst to me, this is frequently referred to as FUD for short) in your purse, and you are good to go. You can pee standing up!
Those damn hygiene loving Europeans are a step ahead of us, and women over there have been using FUDs for like, ever! Get with the times and get one of these reusable (just rinse it out, and don’t worry, urine is sterile) cups for your pee runneth over and never be embarrassed again.