Dubious fitness product alert: double entendre ahead
This has got to be one of the silliest fitness products in recent history. It also makes me remember a time not so many years ago when our gym had one of those vibrating belts that people would stand in, hoping to whittle the pounds away by having them shaked into oblivion. There was a man who religiously did it every day, and he always chewed gum exactly like Norm MacDonald did while playing Burt Reynolds on Jeopardy, but I digress.
In all sincerity, I can’t imagine feeling like more of an asshole while working out. Not to mention the (probably intentional) sexually suggestive nature of the workout, particularly when the weight is held directly in front of you. I’ll take a pass on this product, whatever the promised results may be.