Hive inducing wedding entrance
In a fit of insomnia last night I stumbled upon this cute wedding video. It depicts a wedding party making an unusual entrance, and it caused me to burst into hives. No kidding. This is absolutely the worst thing I can ever imagine doing, it’s on par with walking down the isle naked. My cheeks burned and my face turned scarlet just watching other people sashay down the isle.
You may think I am embellishing for the sake of the story, but everyone who knows me knows I speak the truth. My own wedding was limited to just 4 people; my mom and dad, and my husband’s mom and dad. This was not because I did not want my friends and family there, or because I was selfish, or cheap. It was simply because I was absolutely positive I would pass out in front of more people.
I am terrified of being in front of crowds. Shamefully, I was sweating profusely and very nervous when I had to give a Dental Hygiene presentation to my daughter’s preschool class of 3 year olds. I can’t even speak at a PTA meeting without feeling faint.
So this video of an entire wedding party willingly participating in dancing in front of total strangers-well it blew me away, and I most certainly will not sleep due to the anxiety I incurred just watching it.
If any of my friends ever asked me to do this sort of thing, well we wouldn’t be friends anymore.