Ellie: Portrait of a Severely Stressed Out Dog
My time-management skills are quite poor. I have been a stay at home mom for almost 7 years, and I never had to “balance” work and family. This blogging is a full-time gig, and I have found it very hard to maintain my previous level of domestic goddess-ness. Something’s got to give, and in our household it has been daily walks for our two dogs. Now I am worried. Look at how unhappy Ellie looks. The stress is downright palpable. How will I live with the guilt? It’s my cross to bear.
Clearly she is crying out for help, and simultaneously tantalizing our beagle to come service her. I’ve told her a thousand times that ladies don’t uncross their legs, and just look at her. A truly whore-iffic victim of my new writing endeavors.