10 reasons why Marilyn Manson is such a catch
Some of the most beautiful women in the world have dated and/or married rocker Marilyn Manson. Rose McGowan, Dita Von Teese, and Evan Rachel Wood have all succumbed to his apparent charms. I’ve found this perplexing for years, so I decided to investigate what makes him so appealing. Now I get it. Move over everyone, he’s all mine.
- He’s handsome.
- You can share makeup.
- Soothing music and melodic voice can lull you to sleep.
- Can be used as a talisman to ward off pesky Christians.
- He comes with a lifetime supply of his self-branded absinthe brand Mansinthe.
- Sex life will keep you on your toes. Play sexual Russian Roulette and try to avoid “pulling a David Carradine”. Exciting!
- You can be a co-owner of a real Chinese girl skeleton.
- You will magically morph into a Dita Von Teese replica!
- Your house will boast a real decorator’s touch, swastika wall tiles!
- He’s romantic.
Leave us not forgot Dr. Manson is an avid candy & Coca-Cola junkie. Nuff said!
Given the tragedy that befalls most child stars, I think Paul from Wonder Years turned out better than most.
Don’t forget–he snots all over everyone after pretty much every song at his concerts. Yes, I witnessed this.