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There is no competition this year, Madonna is mother of the year

June 22, 2009

By Shannon

Just when I thought I could not possibly love her more, Madonna adds one more thing to her resume for sainthood.  Remember how overjoyed I was during her original adoption plea?  Well, of course money talks, and she got her way.

The time has come to finally fetch the young girl from Malawi who will no doubt grow up to be in therapy for most of her adult life.  According to The Huffington Post, “The girl, the second child Madonna has adopted from Malawi, was reportedly accompanied on the flight by a nanny, a child nurse and a third aide.”  

Do you see something missing?  Oh that would  be Madonna, who couldn’t be bothered to go greet her new accessory.  At first this really pissed me off, but then I realized that this is probably appropriate, because these will be the only people ever taking care of the young girl.  Madonna will tote her around for photo ops, then as soon as they enter their house she will pass the girl off to the aids and go apply hand sanitizer before she goes and partakes of a cleansing yoga routine.

I find it fascinating that so many people think this little girl has won the lottery by being hand picked by Madonna. The following commandments appeared in The Daily Mail, a UK newspaper, after her divorce from Guy Ritchie.  Sounds like a blast, doesn’t it?



One Response to “ There is no competition this year, Madonna is mother of the year ”

  1. Sara on June 23, 2009 at 12:38 am

    Not that I’m all that knowledgeable about Macrobiotic diets for kiddies, but I am fairly certain the diet, itself, covers all things vegetarian (with the exception of our little fishy friends), organics, and is sans processed & refined foods. It appears Ms. Ciccone is being a bit redundant here. I’m jus’ sayin’ is all…