There will also be curse words
I won’t mislead you. There will be curse words. I’m capable of making Christian Bale blush. Because I am a mom of two, I hold those choice words in all day. That is not an easy endeavor. I have seriously considered super-glueing my lips together. However, I fear the words would escape and reconfigure into an entity similar to the smoke monster on “lost” and take on a life of their own. I guess what I’m delicately hinting at is that I practice enormous restraint around the little people all day, every day. There’s no telling what might spew forth on the written page. The likelihood of me writing without dropping the occasional f-bomb is about as likely as Pam Anderson making it through a day without showing her ass cheeks. You’ve been warned.

I would be disappointed if this were some clean ass website…yippee for fuck, shit and god damn!